nevermind

okay so i lied about the 4th celebration. it still happened, but i did not attend. i had bigger and better plans. i instead chose to get a violent illness and spend 4 days playing a game called 'rid your body of all fluids', passing out several times (once on a public bus- a memory which i will treasure forever), testing the validity of the claim that it's easy to get strong prescription medication without a doctor in india (true), taking all sorts of intense medication, and seriously believing that the end was near. however, have no fear my loves. the end is still very far off. i've returned (in part) to the land of the living, albeit, not the land of the eating, and have exited the house (faint free!) for the first time in days. big news. i'm taking it easy by the computer for most of the day for fear that i may black out in public yet again (so not cute). and i plan on recovering in full by tomorrow. as for the rest of the crew, the 4th of july party went as planned- i was able to hear my party mix playing strong on the roof from my sickbed- and the bums got to ride an elephant yesterday. you can check their blogs for the exciting details, i'm still to bitter to acknowledge it. no worries, my weekend may have been controlled by a wicked stomach incident, but those parasites can't (and won't) keep me down. no, no.